Nicole Louise Harper - Boss Nikki claims not to drink much but falls over a lot. She likes cleaning, roast dinners and drowning kittens. She is completely imaginary.
Holly - Scary Person Holly likes nothing better than bossing around anyone that is silly enough to be within 12 feet of her. Her hobbies are scaring children, pulling the legs off spiders and playing tennis with frogs.
Head Boy - Max Dando Max is named after his pet dog and is made entirely from dough.
Clearly the brains behind the operation despite the fact that we've got through about 12 of them in the last month.
Other disturbed individuals -
Darren, Mattie (Carling's calling), Shannon, Sophie, Nettie, Jess, Gwen, Shell, Jasmine, Jan, Charlie, and Squizzle- all of whom have ASBOs and some of whom can write.
A horse walks into a bar................................