People

Kate Hobson - manager thingy

Little is known about kate.  She's been abroad to feed dogs. She used to draw maps - seriously, people still do that.  She has 17 cats.  She lives off gin, prawns and soup.  She has some weird tattoos. And that's about it.

WAYNE CRUMP - HEAD KITCHEN BLOKE
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Fat-necked Wayne comes originally from Stourbridge but managed to escape.  To Newtown.  He has a long term partner called Stacey and two surprisingly lovely kids.  He absolutely loves fish, lager and doing jobs.  He is terrified of clowns but loves midgets.  He is not 'well'.

Steve  - fish

Clearly the brains behind the operation

Other disturbed individuals -

Fat Daz, Angry Julie, Derwyn, Nikki,  Dan (when he isn't being a rock n roll superstar) , Emma (when she isn't making children), Posh Beccy , Abbie, Helin, Andi, Mental Kelly, Luke, Dan no. 2 and Posh Diana  - all of whom have ASBOs and some of whom can write.